I entered my room to find my roommate on Skype with her
nephew who is about to turn one. He is
absolutely adorable! I asked her if she
wanted to go to the gym with me because I needed to rid myself of this weird
mood. She said she didn’t want to but
that the personnel NCOIC wanted to go to the gym. I told her to send her a text saying that I
would go to the gym with her. Five
minutes later, my roommate decided to join us and started changing.
We arrived to the gym to find the treadmills were turned
around and facing a wall. That is
discouraging. My comment was, “What,
because I want to run I can’t watch TV?”
As the Personnel NCOIC went to grab her iPod, my roommate and I started
to warm up.
We started by running two miles on the treadmill. We moved to the bikes next and did a twenty
minute uphill battle. Ten minutes in,
the Personnel NCOIC excused herself to relieve her stomach of its
contents. After our bike ride, we
continued on to the weights area.
Rotating through several machines, doing pushups, over head arm claps,
or dips while waiting for our turn on the machine of the moment; we
successfully worked ourselves until our muscles felt like Jell-O. Finally we headed to the padded abdominal
room to complete our workout with core exercises and that ridiculous abdominal
workout I mentioned in a previous post.
As we completed our second iteration of abdominal exercises, I looked at
the clock. “Ladies, do you realize we
have been here for two hours? Forget
this third iteration, it is time for bed!”
Tired, but feeling good, we headed back to the MODs. Our roommates were still awake and the newest
addition was yelling on the phone with her mortgage company. My roommate and I figured by the time we were
done with our showers, the rest of the room would be ready for sleep. We were wrong. Showers complete, lying in bed, trying to
sleep while our new roommate was complaining to our other roommate about her mortgage
company. She does not have an indoor
voice apparently. My roommate went to
the bathroom and upon her return, she turned out the lights. She gives really good hints when she wants to
go to sleep. The new roommate turns on
her computer, pulls out her pretzels, and commences her loud clicking on the
computer and her loud chomping on pretzels.
One of these days, my room is going to explode in anger. I only want to be a fly on the wall when that
happens because I do not want to be anywhere close when the new roommate and my
roommate finally exchange words about roommate etiquette.
I just wanted you to know that I read your blog! I don't always get it read that day, sometimes I will read several days in a row. It is mostly enjoyable. I don't know all of the ancromns (sp)but still enjoy it.
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